Cosmopolitan dating rules
(Which is just weird.) DO: Show him pictures of your kids, even if you don’t have any.
The test of a real man is how he reacts to your having children that do not exist.
While doing so I came across a lot of articles that I found very useful.
I will probably blog a couple of them later on (but not too many), Cosmo might sue me.
Additionally, while you may have a strong physical and emotional connection with this person and engage in “date-like” activities together, you’re free to date other people and pursue other options simultaneously.(Unless the waiter is the other man then its OK) DO: Bring a TI-84 calculator, don’t worry it will make you look smart. DON’T: Forget to lie about your last Hepatitis B Test.DON’T: Use it for the bill when he asks to go dutch. DO: Ask him what his favorite car is and no matter what he answers, say “Well I drive a ’96 Prius.” DON’T: Forget to get drunk and tell him about the time you mistook your brother for your boyfriend. Besides you might have to pay for the food on the floor. DO: Tell him that you looked him up on the sex offender’s registry.In fact, it’s not uncommon to feel emotionally unfulfilled when you’re casually dating. If you’re wondering if casual dating is the right choice for you, it’s important to look internally in order to understand what your true dating expectations are.
While it may be difficult to ask yourself the tough questions, it’s time to reassess exactly what you’re looking for at this point in your life.DO: Check your teeth in the reflection of your shot glass. DO: Volunteer to sing karaoke, then while you are up there, mention ALL of your favorite sex positions.DON’T: Forget to lean into him sexily while eating dinner, once you are inches from his face, say “You have something on your cheek,” Then spit on a napkin and wipe it off for him. DO: Update Twitter in 20 Minuit intervals while on the date. DON’T: Forget to smooth things over when he asks about your last tweet, “This guy is such a L-O-S-E-R!! ” DO: Let him see you slip a few wine glasses in your purse, Guys love a girl who likes to risk it.DO: Tell him about your fascination with the Nazi’s. DO: Talk about your secret obsession with MMO gaming, give him the whole scoop…”I have a death knight….level 72….” DON’T: Talk about the SIMS, no one likes the sims…. DO: Kick him in the shin when walking to the car, that means you like him. DON’T: Tell him that you found his name on the list. DO: Make him fill out an application to be your future boyfriend. DON’T: Tell him that he failed, your trying to get laid remember?